You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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