I'm lost and stupid without you.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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