where am i from again
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
