we have pet lesbian snakes
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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