We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
