i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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