and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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