are you so shy because you have an std?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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