Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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