FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She bit a glass in half.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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