it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Don't make out with my wife yet
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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