I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize