i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
