I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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