Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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