i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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