and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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