Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
