If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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