yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Pooping to opera.
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