I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm really busy with my period
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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