If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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