i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
bring money and cleavage
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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