He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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