Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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