Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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