Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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