she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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