Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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