Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize