Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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