Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Randomize
