Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
