Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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