last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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