at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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