You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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