Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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