from now on my penis is your penis
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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