he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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