I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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