For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
my being single is dangerous.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
