she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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