respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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