I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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