did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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