I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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