why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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