google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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