me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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