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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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