don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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