I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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