He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I am mentally ready for anal.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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