I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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