he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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